The UK's premier* provider of Enterprise-Grade™ IT solutions to small business & home users. NEW!
*premier in the sense that we were first to arrive at the office this morning. The office is a kitchen table.
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Static AND dynamic. We know what both of those mean.
Learn Novell GroupWise from people who have used it.
Save hundreds of pounds!
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
A partnership. Of two. Plus assosiates.
Shareholder value, synergised.
★ HOT DEAL ★ Order a website today and receive a FREE animated .gif of your choice!!
Our mission statement is printed here in our brand colour so only the truly committed can read it: To leverage best-of-breed paradigms for the empowerment of mouse users everywhere.
Hidden in plain sight: this paragraph is blue on blue because our web designer said it "matched the logo". He was also our only web designer.
Website Design, Hosting & Email
We are able to design and implement static and dynamic websites to your requirements. We also assist with;
- Hosting: We can host your site on our server, or arrange your own dedicated system. Including POP3 email & webmail.
- Domain Registration & Email Forwarding
- NEW! Frames. So many frames.
- Hit counters, guestbooks, and <marquee> tags as standard.
Our Portfolio
Here are some of our website designs. Our portfolio contains 2 (two) client websites, one of which is (under development). Their names have been removed to protect the innocent.
Oh, and this one. You're looking at it. You're welcome.
Training
We have an extensive knowledge of both home & business IT, we can tutor in;
- Novell GroupWise
- Novell NetWare
- Windows 3.11 for Workgroups
- Windows 95
- NOW! Windows 98
- World Wide Web & other internet applications
- Advanced Clippy Dismissal Techniques NEW!
ASK ABOUT OUR "WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE INTERNET AND GOOGLE" MASTERCLASS
Call or email for more information. (Please do not call. The phone number has been removed. See Help & Advice.)
Custom PC Building, Upgrades, Installation & Maintainance
Have your PC custom built to suit your needs, Save hundreds of pounds!
We can also match and build any system found in the high street, yet again, we can save you hundreds.
Upgrades can significantly increase performance *. Transform your system, for a fraction the cost of a new PC.
We can help with home installation & Tuition of any PC system. Advice to keep your PC running quickly & reliably.
This Week's Special: The "Visionary 3000"
| Processor | Intel Pentium 4, 2.8GHz, with Hyper-Threading™ (both of them) |
| Memory | 512MB DDR. Expandable to a whole gigabyte. |
| Storage | 80GB hard disk. You will never fill this. |
| Graphics | 128MB, runs Half-Life 2 (on low) |
| Drives | DVD-RW, CD-RW, 3.5" floppy, Zip 100 |
| Case | Beige. Or blue LEDs for an extra £20. |
* Performance increase not guaranteed. Results may vary. Turning it off and on again included at no extra cost.
Computer Visions Server Settings Help
Website Support
- Supports ASP, ASP.net, PHP and MySQL.
- Backbone internet connection with 10Gb Traffic allowance, expandable as required.
Email Settings
| POP3 SERVER NAME: | mail.computer-visions.net |
| SMTP SERVER NAME: | Use ISP's SMTP server to send mail. |
New mailboxes are setup on request, please contact us. For assistance, please email support or call 07███ ██████.
FTP Settings
| FTP SERVER NAME: | ftp.computer-visions.net |
Username and password are detailed in 'website details' letter, sent on project milestone. Also avalible on request.
Web Stats
Website statistics will be avalible shortly.
Update (2026): still waiting.
About Computer Visions....
Computer Visions is Nicholas Martin & a business partner. We are currently studying Computer Science at Coventry University.
We have work experience in consultancy, systems installation & administration. In these roles we have worked as a part of the business organisation and as individuals.
Computer Visions was formed as partnership to combine our experence and knowledge. We also have a team of assosiates skilled in many different areas who provide powerful reference and assistance when required.
Our aim is to gain more experience resolving IT and technical issues, by assisting end users.
Company headcount: 2. Assosiates: "a team". Org chart: available on request (it is a drawing of two stick men).
Where Are They Now?
One of us became a Storage Systems Engineer. Visit his slick modern website, which is the opposite of this one in every way.
Investor Relations
Computer Visions is a privately held partnership with a market capitalisation of roughly one (1) Pentium 4.
Annual Revenue
- Dividend: one (1) biscuit per partner per quarter.
- Board meetings held weekly, in the pub.
- Exit strategy: graduate.
Forward-looking statements: we're going to be bigger than Google.
Contact Us
Our phone lines and inboxes have been closed since the mid-2000s. However, you can still leave a message in our guestbook:
Messages are not stored or sent anywhere. Like it's 2004 and the CGI script broke.